( I wonder if membership comes with some kind of nifty badge or license you can present at selected shops for free smoothies or packets of glitter. Because that would be awesome. )

( To Whom It May Concern )

( Dear Sate of New Mexico Employee who designed the NMWebFile System: )

Dear Governor Bill Richardson,

I don't like you, so please stop emailing me like we're friends who share common interests and who hang out at the local pub talking about pie and strippers while sipping beers and munching snack mix.

Don't get me wrong, I actually do like to talk about pie and strippers; just not with you. Plus, I much prefer a ( Read more... )

Dear Winter,

If you are still here on my birthday, I will be very displeased.

In point of fact, I'm irritated that you appeared to be leaving, but then you turned around and came right the effingcrappity back and are now looming around and making my fingers cold.

So, shove off already.

kthnx, and stuff.

~Mischief

~

Dear Asshat Customer ( Read more... )